Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT)

This theorem states that any woman in the age of 12-22 , that has a father figure absent shall be a discord whore / egirl who talks to a minimum of 7 guys and a maximum of 18.2 relationships annually to get there attention act like you are a father figure and you shall win that ass

The Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT) helped me pull a fatherless e girl!

by RaidenCell November 1, 2022

FFTA

An acronym for Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the 2003 Game Boy Advance spinoff of Square's Final Fantasy Tactics for the Play Station from 1997. See Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.

I like to play FFTA sometimes, because it is a game with serious replay value hidden beneath a cute and addictive exterior.

Square-Enix should pay me for all the time I spend glorifying their epic games.

by aka_Pyro November 25, 2007

FFTB

Fucked from the beginning

Lluis says "It's FFTB"

by becabeca May 24, 2014

FFTB

Five Foot Tall Brunette - easily the sexiest of the species. A proper FFTB ranges anywhere from 5'0" to 5'6" tall, has any shade of brown hair, and is cute. No prerequisite for race or color exists. Extra points go out to those with bangs, and tattoos.

Broseph, FFTB at your six.

by EvilBeerbarian April 1, 2010

FFTL

Pluralised Version of 'From First to LAst'. Amazing emo band that would beat everything into the air with a large stick before screaming at it to kill the lights.

I might be seeing FFTL supporting 36 CF at London Astoria, April 8th 2oo5

by Darbz March 2, 2005

FFTFOB

Fresh From The Fields Organic Bullshit. Comes from the South Park fanfiction "Kyle's Rants".

"And then I'll be known as the guy who made that annoyingly long way of saying bullshit. FFTFOB. Even the abbreviation has a nice ring to it. I guess you'd pronounce it 'fiftfob'."

"See?Fiftfob! This could be a thing no problem! If idiotic concepts like swag can become a thing, then fftfob can be too!"

- Excerpt from said fanfiction

by faciallychallenged April 26, 2014

FFTZ

Abv. of "Flash For The Zoom."

Colloquialism often used by underwater
photographers working in the field, by
Aquarium patrons and photography
staff.

Specifically, the desire to switch the
Flash function of a camera to a higher
quality Zoom function in order to
capture a distant well-lit subject
ie shovelnose guitarfish in
medium light.

Often said out of frustration as a result
of inferior camera equipment unsuited
to the particular underwater photo
session going on.

Arielle: "This camera only has a flash. It's totally
unsuited to these oceanic lighting conditions."

Jim: "So, FFTZ...?"

Arielle: "... Definitely."

by MoodRing_65 May 8, 2009