Feng Li

Feng Li's are obsessed with funnels and their families. Feng Li's have a passion for politics, government and statistics, so much so you might find him creating stats about his funnels

Feng Lis are intelligent, kind and generous people.

If you know a Feng, consider yourself, significantly statistically an above average human, and very very lucky!

Person 1: "hey, have you met my friend Feng Li?"
Person 2: "no I haven't, but I heard he's statistically built different

by rosspapadakis September 5, 2021

Feng shit

The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.

His place was a mess. He used the Feng shit technique!

by Big_al August 26, 2013

Feng-shuixed

fixing the feng-shui of your surrounding environment by rearranging things around you to be more comfortable

I had to rearrange my room so the environment would be feng-shuixed

by taurtaur121 September 6, 2015

feng shit

a total feng shui fail

This is feng shit!! We just spent $50,000 upgrading the "environment" of the office and I now face directly into the corner.

by First.Last June 2, 2010

feng shui

The ancient chinese art of rearranging things to channel energy and give aesthetic pleasure, namely your money into the pocket of a practitioner

"Ahh this house have bad energy, feng shui not good, money in wrong place, should be in my wallet"

"ahh much better!"

by JCJ February 17, 2008

feng shui

Used as a verb, "feng shui" means making a bad situation into a good situation by acting right. It could also refer to being cool, discreet, collected, and nonchalant. It can be similar to "Lope."

"So, was the party you went to awkward? You didn't know anyone there."
"Nah, I feng shuied it."

"Cops are here. Feng shui it."

by alphabet gumdrop October 15, 2008

Feng Shui

Chinese for obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

Ed: Dude I see your mom rearranged your living room again.

Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.

by Scout was fat. September 18, 2011