Florp

Inexplicably disappear

“Dude my towel florped out of existence! I’m standing out front of the gym, can you bring me a towel before someone calls the police?”

by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse July 6, 2024

Florp

The act of having a threesome with an unborn child as the result of raping a pregnant w

Shit I florped

by TronFag March 26, 2024

florpgleeping

To ejaculate on your best friends naked butthole while they piss and shit while their girlfriend watches while tickling their clit

Yo homie my girlfriend is coming over so we can do some florpgleeping

by Ian is coll 1284 December 2, 2024

florpgooning

Jerking of while having you’re hand in your mouth, grabbing and squishing your tongue.

Man I was florpgooning all last night

by J saw Jenn’s January 5, 2025

florping

florping is where you go to a fresh grave shit in the dead persons mouth make them swallow it then jump on the bloated stomach then a second person slurps it out of their penis/vagina

yo dawg, lets go florping tonight!

by personguy35435 January 18, 2025

florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes but not always, following excessive activity. It is one of the most enjoyable states known in the universe.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she is the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025

Florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes, but not always, following excessive activity. It is close to a state of nirvana.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she was the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025