alternate facts

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?

Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.

by Tedda M. January 22, 2017

Fendi Facts

It’s just like a fact. It’s a luxury fact. A high class statement that is established as truth. Very Expensive. Backed by one of the leading luxury brands (Fendi) but not really, because it’s just a clever play on words.

Example.
When ray tells you “don’t tell me what to do! That’s fendi facts!

by Fendi Fact November 21, 2018

Alternative Facts

Double speak to avoid the synonym "lying" in professional conversation. The antonym of actual facts.

Donald Trump enjoys citing alternative facts in his press conferences.

by SunPatch January 22, 2017

alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

Fatchet

Fat and ratchet

Wow that chick you were with last night was fatchet.

by Whodat201 April 11, 2015

Fatchav786

A name for only gods.

I name thee Fatchav786.

by Fatchav786 December 31, 2020

Veggietales Facts

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."

by SomeRandomSnake April 21, 2021