stinkfinger fastball

When a pitcher coats the ball with a smelly substance and throws it over the plate. The batter backs off because of the smell and it’s called a strike.

He threw that stinkfinger fastball by him, made him look like a fool, boy.

by JackieTreehorn1 October 24, 2022

Split finger fastball

When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out

I gave this girl a split finger fastball and after three strikes she was out

by DeRayLa June 16, 2022

fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

fartball

When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. With the fart trapped in your hand you open the microwave and drop your fart. Some variations have the fartballer screaming FARTBALL at the fartballed. Others live with the quiet satisfaction that only an anonymous fartball can provide.

"I used to hate my boss. Then I started fartballing his afternoon coffee and I feel better."

by i am fartball April 21, 2009

Fatball

A sport played in the USA. One of the few existing sports where obesity is required to play. Primarily played by fat men. The object of the game is to get in as many sex positions as you can with your fellow male opponent within 11 minutes, and give Budweiser an excuse to show beer ads for an hour, while fooling viewers into thinking the real objective is to touch the ball down in a designated area of the field in 60 minutes. So boring and gay it cannot be played outside the USA, because people of other nationalities do not have the required qualities, i.e. short attention spans, weak bladders and outright homosexuality, to watch two seconds of it without puking and running out of their houses with wet towels on their heads, shouting,"That's(expletive) gay!"

52% of fatball viewers prefer watching Budweiser ads than the sport itself. gayball queerball fagball

by RedEdSaid July 20, 2010

fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.

1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.

by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010

Fistballing

When you fist your partner in their anus.

Bob loves fistballing his girlfriend.

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017