Lord Farquaad

A nickname for Will Farquarson from Bastille. (or Lord Farquason)

Stormer: Did you see Lord Farquaad playing the bass?!
Stormer 2: Yeah. I heard he's pretty good at it.

by Ollixe December 5, 2019

Lord Farquaad

An amazing person who is our leader

oh look, Lord farquaad is over there, he is so amazing and sexy

by .lord_farquaad_ June 11, 2020

lord_farquaad_001

an amazing young artist who uploads their work and anime related content primarily on tiktok and instagram

have you seen lord_farquaad_001’s latest video? I love their art style!

by daist25007 May 26, 2021

Lord Farquaad

A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.

Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.

by Dangerlazer November 29, 2024

The Lord Farquaad

When you hire a midget to dress up like Lord Farquaad, and have sex with them.

I'm into role play, tonight I'll be trying The Lord Farquaad!

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Lord Farquad

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

Farquarding

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.

"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"

by Will Beatty June 5, 2013