Five Finger Fangle Fop

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

chris farley

One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.

God bless Chris Farley and rest in peace. May he bring hilarity to Heaven.

by Oz January 1, 2005

fartle

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

by Lauren McCormack February 8, 2006

faggle

A group of homosexual males. Not to be confused with a group of geese, known as a gaggle.

A faggle was spotted at their Twilight book club meeting this afternoon at the local park.

by Mufasa_mufasa August 22, 2009

fagglepuff

An insult used to emasculate men. It combines two of the greatest oppositions to hetero-males, homosexuality and things that are cute and fluffy. It is most effective against males who claim to be heterosexual, yet engage frequently in questionable acts, and least effective against those who are actually gay.

Today, I caught my brother using my eyeliner.
Fagglepuff.

by Linalin January 30, 2009

Fartled

Being startled so suddenly that one farts.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

by lavibot February 18, 2014

fagglet

a gay midget

That tiny kid in history class is such a fagglet.

by urbandictionaricist August 21, 2009