FAPSMEG is the cheesy malodorous gunk that grows on penises and brains of Christian gay-bashers. Seen mainly in Rhode Island.
by MarcoD January 16, 2013
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by iDenzilla June 2, 2015
Get the Fapstinent mug.Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.
See also, doppleganger.
See also, doppleganger.
"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"
"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"
"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"
by UrVile February 15, 2019
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Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018
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by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007
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It can be determined by its cheap quality, and crappy buttons that usually say Lacoste on them, when a real Lacoste has no writing on it.
It can be determined by its cheap quality, and crappy buttons that usually say Lacoste on them, when a real Lacoste has no writing on it.
What a poser, wearing facoste's since he cant afford real lacoste'polo due to his overexpensive car.
by Deeznuts July 3, 2005
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