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UNF fleet from Navyfield. They are just so terrible.
UNF failed so hard they broke up and formed a new fleet called Jollyrogers.
by Ohh yeah! September 1, 2010
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Fail

The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul.

The term can be expressed (written) two ways:

fail & Fail

The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.

The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.
fail:

I failed when I lost that staring contest.

Fail:

Your mom Failed in bed last night.
by celza February 20, 2011
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Fail

Chris Ramjohn is the biggest fail in Torbay, Newfoundland
by Failuretrackers May 15, 2010
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fail

To fail is to be either:
Exceptionally bad at something, or to do/say something stupid to people,
Or for an item/thing to fail, it has to not be what it is, such as a funny comic not being funny, etc.
arpgme's comic FAILS
(Therefore meaning that it could be bad or poor at what it is intended to do)

You sir, FAIL.
(The person has just done/written something stupid or supposedly funny which achieves nothing it's supposed to.)
by Nothingconspicous... August 23, 2006
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fail

What unoriginal, unimaginative motherfuckers say to other people in an attempt to help them forget what a failure their life really is.
Person A: "What an epic fail"
Person B: "Hey, fuck you man!"
by Jumbrone October 19, 2009
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fail

What people tend to do when engaging in online chatrooms by not giving themselves the ability to hit the backspace button to correct epic typos.
Person 1: <# i luvv youu!!1
...
fail
Person 2: hahaa you fail!
by N@y June 6, 2011
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fail it

To not succeed in a venture or activity. Various permutations of the phrase can be turned into almost any part of speech.
<Cyb> my bin2hex function is failing it
<mewse> you fail it
<Linguica> failure of it indeed
by Linguica November 7, 2002
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