Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

Faffy

A mighty specimen related to the nonce.

random child : oi nonce get'ere
me : stfu faffy
random child : shit im outa here

by jamzyyyy July 2, 2018

fagflation

A period when it seems everyone is turning into a big fag

Have you noticed the fagflation. Its really gay.

by Lake Crafts December 9, 2008

fatflap

Used for females who have large "flaps". Excess skin around the vaginal area :) baggy fanny.

have you seen megan's fatflaps?

by QueenB33 August 13, 2010

faffe

acronym: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

"I went home to change my clothes and ended up faffe-ing for over 2 hours."

by RowdyRose September 15, 2014

faff

Fucking Around for Fucking Forever

Stop faffing and get down here, we haven't got all day.

He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.

by smartnut007 September 4, 2013

faff [faffer]

Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing

I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs

by Nina24 June 30, 2005