egg on my face

Used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish.

Person 1: Hey, aren't you that guy from that film?
Person 2: No. And I'm a woman, you idiot.
Person 3: Oops. Egg on my face.

by JCW2001 March 18, 2011

S.O.F (Sit On My Face)

When a woman sits on top of a mans face,placing her vagina on his tongue and other various areas of his face.

When you going to S.O.F (Sit On My Face) ma ?

by Rugah October 12, 2011

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

by littlejimmie December 7, 2019

sit on my face

1.) A phrase used when one desires to orally please another.
2.) An assertive lover or drunken one night stand might use this phrase to be direct and to the point of wanting to eat the lucky womans pussy.

Oh baby..you are so hot, I'm dying for you to "sit on my face".

by BoxerNYC March 28, 2008

slap on the face

insult, considered to be insulting.

Aw, that's a slap on the face.

by Nabeel, January 17, 2008

Vomiting With A Smile On Your Face.

A term usually meant to describe early users of heroin, they often "vomit with a smile on their face."

"Of course he was vomiting — that’s what people on heroin do, they vomit. It’s called ‘vomiting with a smile on your face’.”

"Oh, so he's a new junkie?"

"Yeah, vomiting with a smile on your face."

by lolk. February 7, 2019