Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.

Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025

Political extinction event

An event that causes, or has the potential to cause, numerous people, organizations, political parties, and, in some cases, politically ideologies to become less common to the point where they are no longer are discussed and or are active in politics

The presidential election of 2020 was a political extinction event for certain political parties. Some parties that were affected may include Independent Party of Connecticut, American Delta Party, Reform Party of Florida, and Independence Party of New York.

by Vanguard 1998 July 3, 2021

extinction

When a particular kind of animals or plants stops existing

The extinction of dinosaurs was from a long time ago

by عليوه June 4, 2017

Extinction Balls

Extinction balls are what a man is left with after a vasectomy. If we relied upon these balls to propagate the human species it would cause extinction of the species.

Latin: extinctio sphera

random guy: Hey dude how are your balls doing
dude: Not bad but I think I will change them to extinction balls, the child support bills are too big.

by the bestestestest person ever November 3, 2020

extinction level event

Extinction Level Event/E.L.E.

In 2027 there could be an extinction level event.

by ZzWatermelonJuicezZOnYt June 11, 2019

Extinct

Something that happens from not having sex.
Sex with a condom doesn`t help either.

Ex1) We have to have bareback sex to save humanity from being extinct!
Ex2) Great. Now that you`re impregnated, I`ll go and help another being`s DNA from getting extinct.
Ex3) If you are a vigin, please do not help humans to get extinct!

by Jekr December 9, 2018

AGE OF EXTINCTION

When you fuck so many transgenders in elementary school that you just don't know.

Bout to age of extinction this math exam.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023