Eskimo-Father

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1. Someone who has taken the virginity of a girl who you have had sexual intercourse with

Ex. My girlfriend lost her virginity to Edward Cullen (My Eskimo-Father). Edwards brothers all took turns having sex with my girlfriend on separate occasions thus making them my Eskimo-brothers

by Grandvia Pt & CO June 17, 2010

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Eskimo Friday

in Nordic countries such as Russia, Scandinavia and Canada, the Friday before Christmas (i.e the Friday between December 18-24), especially one when its snowing like hell outside and you have maybe a foot or more of snow outside. On these Fridays, the temperature can drop to something like -20 to -25 degrees Celsius with no windchill factor.

According to family legend, my grandmother was born on an Eskimo Friday, a Friday, December 24.

by Sexydimma June 24, 2013

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eskimo popsicle

a frozen log of poo used as a dildo

she said she needed more excitement so i pulled the eskimo popsicle out of the freezer and fucked her til it melted.

by peppypip May 6, 2010

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eskimo kiss

es·ki·mo kiss

pronunciation: 'es-k&-"mO 'kis

1: the rubbing of two noses together.

the eskimos would kiss with their noses, so that their lips wouldn't freeze together.

hannah and kam like to eskimo kiss

by the palindrome January 27, 2005

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Eskimo mushroom hammer

1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.

1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.

by georgelopez October 22, 2008

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