Term commonly used in place of 'Internet Explorer', Microsoft's shitty web browser that does nothing but serve you popups, viruses, and spyware.
by Louie C. August 7, 2004
Get the internet exploder mug.A cyber attack that is done through a vulnerability in a software application that the developer of the software is unaware of and is first discovered by the hacker. The term is used to mean that the software developer had zero days to work on a patch to fix an exploit before the exploit was used. One of the most common applications to have a zero day exploit is a web browser.
John: All the data on my computer was destroyed by a virus.
Bill: Yeah you need to be very careful when you download porn.
John: No, I heard it was done through a zero day exploit on Internet Explorer.
Bill: Oh I see. But why are you using Internet Exploder? Everybody knows that's a piece of shit browser.
John: Don't know, I never will again.
Bill: Yeah you need to be very careful when you download porn.
John: No, I heard it was done through a zero day exploit on Internet Explorer.
Bill: Oh I see. But why are you using Internet Exploder? Everybody knows that's a piece of shit browser.
John: Don't know, I never will again.
by dead parrot September 19, 2010
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The newest edition of the world's worst internet browser- Internet Explorer
A.K.A. IE 8
Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:
- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.
This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*
Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers
To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.
The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.
FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.
Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.
A.K.A. IE 8
Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:
- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.
This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*
Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers
To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.
The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.
FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.
Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.
(Note, these examples aren't that good)
Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?
*
Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)
Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?
*
Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)
by Cheekyvincent May 3, 2009
Get the Internet Explorer 8 mug.There are 3 types when talking about how the exploiter got their program:
1) Script kiddies - Kids who buy exploit programs like RC7 by stealing their parents' credit card. They also go on YouTube to search for scripts to use.
2) Nerds - I admire their hard work. People who have worked hard for years to learn how to program. They sometimes hate script kiddies, and rightfully so, in my opinion.
3) Free exploiter - Exploits completely for free. Kids who don't want their parents knowing that they're exploiting.
There are also 4 types when it comes to what they do:
1) Slight sociopath - Does sex stuff and 'Allahu Akabar' jokes quite a lot. Constantly killing and putting on horrible loud music on the server. Putting things in the server which are dangerous or rude. Usually ends with breaking the server. Sadly, the most common.
2) Ok - Kills for a bit. Might put things in the server that aren't really dangerous or rude. Puts on any sort of music on the server but not loud. May leave after a while.
3) Helper - I used to be this sort of exploiter before I stopped. They exploit games to help others, including themselves. Usually free exploiters.
4) Just want to have fun - I often make friends with these. They exploit to make servers more fun in kid friendly ways. For example, putting fun gears into games, or removing the VIP doors so everyone can go inside VIP rooms.
1) Script kiddies - Kids who buy exploit programs like RC7 by stealing their parents' credit card. They also go on YouTube to search for scripts to use.
2) Nerds - I admire their hard work. People who have worked hard for years to learn how to program. They sometimes hate script kiddies, and rightfully so, in my opinion.
3) Free exploiter - Exploits completely for free. Kids who don't want their parents knowing that they're exploiting.
There are also 4 types when it comes to what they do:
1) Slight sociopath - Does sex stuff and 'Allahu Akabar' jokes quite a lot. Constantly killing and putting on horrible loud music on the server. Putting things in the server which are dangerous or rude. Usually ends with breaking the server. Sadly, the most common.
2) Ok - Kills for a bit. Might put things in the server that aren't really dangerous or rude. Puts on any sort of music on the server but not loud. May leave after a while.
3) Helper - I used to be this sort of exploiter before I stopped. They exploit games to help others, including themselves. Usually free exploiters.
4) Just want to have fun - I often make friends with these. They exploit to make servers more fun in kid friendly ways. For example, putting fun gears into games, or removing the VIP doors so everyone can go inside VIP rooms.
I had fun with a group of roblox exploiters today! They were very kind! Shame that not all exploiters can be so kind..
by Lemony Lemon April 23, 2018
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"I am so sick of reality shows. There are no good scripted shows anymore. Everything is exploitainment."
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