Expired

When someone doesn't understand something the first time and you don't fell like repeating it...you say : Expired

Shakwanna: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. haha
Devon: What? I don't get it
Shakwanna: Expired !

by DevonBrah October 11, 2011

Nigella Express

Nipping downstairs in the middle of the night for a quick wank by fridge light.

Wanking by light for quick gratification "Nigella Express"

by Janinsbrown August 5, 2009

Double Talk Express

Bus that John McCain travels on around the country that delivers Orwellian like double-talk on politics.

From the back of the Double Talk Express he continues to state wild and inane claims such as, "We can only win in Iraq if we stay in Iraq - and we can leave Iraq only when we win in Iraq" (not a direct quote, but paraphrased from his refusal to define "winning in Iraq").

by Cindy McCain August 21, 2008

Expirony

The unexpected death of a person very soon after retirement, especially if he had great plans for his future and hated his job.

Jerry bought an RV and some new golf clubs, got hair plugs and a little nip-tuck and purchased a time share in Gulf Shores. Expirony struck two days after his retirement party as he bellied up to the buffet at Ponderosa.

by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

empiregraphix

One of the best Graffiti crew in west Sacramento

Empiregraphix is a beast artist !

by nikka KOT May 17, 2011

Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

by steveysham January 20, 2011