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instant expert

Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.
Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."

Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
by Astor G. February 28, 2008
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Expertising

When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.
Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.
by Stoolie May 22, 2014
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expertpower99

Use this word to describe someone who you are waiting for to come back for really long(idk how to grammer(
expertpower99 comeback lmo
by x8c8r June 5, 2021
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insta-expert

noun: in conversation this person believes they are well versed in a topic or subject, when they actually don't know shiat.
"...and that's why"

"Good job, insta-expert."
by Bob Dolemite May 29, 2007
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Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
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Draping Expert

1. An expert in the semantics of draping a towel, or cloth in front of ones genitals.

2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.

3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!
1. "DUDE, THAT GUY'S NAKED!"
"No, he's a draping expert!"

2. "lol, i'm sooo going to drape you!'
by McBousche January 18, 2011
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Anime Tiddie Expert

The type of person who knows the anime just by looking at a characters boobs
My friend watches so many animes he will become an Anime Tiddie Expert without a doubt
by AnimeTiddieExpert November 10, 2022
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