excelsior

the point you reach after getting a chubby to which you extend into a massive erect penis.

That frazzlesnooch just made me excelsior

by karr713 January 14, 2008

Excelsior

When you are so deeply brain fried and failing everything that you think you are excelling. Mostly used for academics.

Kabir just failed all his subjects again, he's a real excelsior.

by jjlinda June 27, 2021

excelsis

is really gay and has a big butt.get rejected a lots form both boy and girl. has lots of angyer issues. is fat and eats a lot.

Yo have u seen excelsis?
Oh yeah the dude who beats girls?\

by nananananannanananan February 15, 2022

Excelsior High School

Excelsior high school students are the nicest set of people, their compound is bad but the boys are decent and doesnt give bun unlike their female counterparts, you should definitely get a ekki man !

Girl at half way tree: Girl i heard excelsior high school boys doesnt give bun and theyre nice ima date one !

by st. hughs lol January 2, 2023

excelsior high

Get yourself a pretty and studious excelsior male who can cook clean and pay for your grandma's arthritis bill ! get one today ! they're not very common and they're decent

Girl: i want a boyfriend
Girl #2 : you should get yourself an excelsior high male they're top tier

by Zeroovos January 2, 2023

Excelsior

The highest possible state of existence that a human can achieve, just short of full godhood. To reach Excelsior is to ascend beyond mere mortals, leaving behind weakness, fear, and any trace of emotional fragility. Only a handful of men have ever reached true Excelsior, and those who did no longer need introductions.

“I tried therapy, meditation, and yoga, but nothing worked until I did Excelsior. Now, my own shadow fears me.”

by Ron and Baxter Burgundy March 2, 2025

Excelsior

A brutal self-improvement program designed to obliterate weakness, eradicate excuses, and forcibly reconstruct men from broken, pathetic husks into unstoppable war machines. Originally created by Darius Tungsten-Carbide, a man so powerful that his mere existence gave birth to Australia’s dangerous wildlife (snakes? Spiders? Drop bears? All weak creatures that tried and failed to impress him).

“My girlfriend left me, my boss fired me, and I was crying into my oat milk latte. Then I signed up for Excelsior. Now? My ex wants me back, my boss retired out of respect, and I no longer recognise the concept of sadness.”

by Ron and Baxter Burgundy March 2, 2025