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Evangelical atheist  

Someone who is an atheist but has a wide knolegde of science and religion. The evangelical atheist has choesen science over religion with good arguments as to why he or she has done so. It is basically a religion without a god.

(Looking at some of the other definitions i decided to post a half decent one. The other ones seem to look at evangelical atheists as assholes... that is not true. You will encounter some but at least they put forward logical arguments about their view unlike religious people. "Yeah well god said let there be light and it just appeared..." makes perfect sense.
Evangelical atheist - Hey im an atheist :D

OMFG WTF LOL UR OBVIUSLYY GHEY COZ ITS TRU DAT GOD WOZ MAKE DA WORLD COZ IT SEZ IN THE BIBLE SO UR RONG LOL

Evangelical atheist - But i have scientific evi..

NO DA BIBLE SEZ DAT IS RONG K BAI

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!

Evangelicals 

The Evangelicals’s obsession with politics causes them to break the first commandment.
Evangelicals by akt858 January 23, 2021

Evangelical Protestant 

An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.
Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.
Evangelical Protestant by bushlight December 27, 2018

Evangelical Lute 

A person or someone who identifies as a well mannered Christian. This tends to be in the WELs denomination. They may seem to practice what they preach but, they are playing you like a lute. What they actually do tends to be hypocritical and not what is expected.
"You had sex, drunk a beer out of a keg, and then drove home while listening to Luke Combs?" You play these people, you Evangelical Lute.