Subway Ethics

A set of common, unsaid, moralities understood between all riders of the subway.

1. Bill: God those teenagers are so obnoxious.
Nancy: They obviously have no understanding of subway ethics.

by Subwaygoer February 5, 2010

ethical

A word that some companies use to describe themselves as a PR stunt whilst actually being just as evil as all the other big profit-hunting corporations.

The bank boasted about its ethical policy whilst actually treated its employees and customers like dirt

by HG72 June 29, 2012

Delay of Ethics

Nick name for Congressman Tom Delay; inspired by his frequent reprimands by the house ethics committee, and by his reputation as a criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience.

Tom Delay is the Delay of Ethics

by Dungheap June 1, 2006

ethically challenged

Politically correct euphemism for "dishonest".

Tony Bliar is ethically challenged over most issues.

by fubarderby August 17, 2005

ethics folder

A conspicuously inconspicuous place to hide your porn.

I keep my ethics folder prominently displayed on my desktop, for easy porn access. No one ever suspects it until they see it's over 6 gigs.

by ethics folder October 12, 2011

Ethictard

A person who only cares about morality or ethic and ignores the realistic and current situation. An ethictard can be an idealist (usually extreme idealist). Usually, you can know if a person is an ethictard by talking to them. The most frequent words they say are "you/it/he/she/they should+some thing about morality.....)" or "This is wrong +(something about morality). Usually,ethictard will try to MORAL ABDUCT you by arguing with you that they must be right and want you to accept their ethics. Ethictards are often very stubborn and firmed from their point of view.

There are too many ethictard these days

by user_6969696960 March 30, 2021

Business Ethics

Another amusing oxymoron.

The Business manager was talking about "Business Ethics" to his employees while he was simultaneously dumping harmful chemicals into the pastures nearby.

by Tredmond September 6, 2005