grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

Elaina

Elaina is that girl you first meet cause she's dating your best friend and add you get to know her you realize how lucky your friend is. Elaina is sweet in any way physically possible. She never denies a favor and makes everyone she talks to feel better. She's also gorgeous beyond all levels and is everyone's dream girl. She's got the perfect hair and smile and it doesn't stop there. She's herself at all times and nothing's better than being with her. Elaina is more than what you think she'll be. She is always surprising people with her pleasantness and kindness. There arent enough words to exactly describe who Elaina is. She's one Damn good girlfriend and anyone who breaks up with her regrets it once they realized what a goddess that they have lost.

Friend: Meet my new girlfriend.

You: (whispering) Dude she's an Elaina. Your so lucky.

by AMJ03 November 23, 2017

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

eating machine

a person who eats too much way too fast.

Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.

Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!

Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!

by Mumia Abu Jamal Jr. December 16, 2008

Defensive Eating

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

by CourtJ March 25, 2011

Elaine

Elaine is perfect. She likes to hang out with friends and play sports. She is intelligent, loyal and pretty. She has a great sense of humor and is semi popular.

Elaine is so perfect dude.

by Cheeseandcupcakes April 21, 2014

Eating out of poordom

Eating as much food as you possibly can (even if you're not hungry) when it is provided for free (such as a party or given as a donation) because you are too poor to buy your own food and don't know when you will ever eat again.

I wasn't hungry when I went to my little cousin's birthday party, but eating out of poordom was a must since I blew my paycheck at the bar.

by Kelli Young August 29, 2012