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History of Erectimy

the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts

an erection lasting more than 4 hours
Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.

After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.

All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011
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erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.
jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....
by samuel adams January 28, 2005
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erectorious

1. An event so great in magnitude as to cause an erection.
2. having or possessing an elated feeling which could cause an erection.
1. That concert last night was erectorious.
2. She's so erectorious.
by D money^3 December 20, 2008
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erector scale

another term used to describe the scale by which hot women are measured. The scale ranges from 1 to 10 and women are given higher numbers depending on thier ability to induce an erectile response in males merely by being in the room.
Bro 1: "dude check out that chick, she scores at least a nine on the erector scale!"

Bro 2: "Gross dude, she's barely a five."
by anni non December 14, 2010
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Erectophobia

The fear of having a noticeable erection in public.
I have erectophobia everytime I go out with my girlfriend.
by Ultimatefuckboi February 22, 2015
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erectomy

the process by which your erection is demolished by viewing an undesirable
Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.

Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.

Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!
by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012
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Erectum

When you have to poop so badly that your rectum feels hard. It is often harder to get all the poop out when you go since it is dense and very hard.
"I need to poop so bad. I have an erectum."
by spidurmonkie September 9, 2012
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