Eptardic

A descriptive term for an action that is both epic in scope and retarded in conception.

A zip line that leads straight to the ground? Vertically? Eptardic!!

by Burlyswamprat December 29, 2010

Epinar

A word used to describe something epic and gnarly

"Dude! The ending to The Sixth Sense was so Epinar!"

by DaRugThug December 25, 2009

Epitath

Not a word.

I cannot use the word Epitath because it's not a word.

by moolet January 21, 2018

epicardo

When something is epic

WOW that 's epicardo

by Vergadiccion_1 July 6, 2019

Epitaph

Coolest person in the world, is super-great, and is super-awesome. See also; Big-Dicked star.

Man, that guy is SO epitaph!

by agih4eo December 7, 2003

epitaph

TOTAL WANKER!! but is still a sex god!! but is only attracted to tasmanian bogans!

in his natural habitat Peeteey can be himself! an epitaph!

by Krystle April 22, 2005

Epitard

One with a decidedly profound failure to grasp reality or with the inability to accomplish all but the most rudimentary functions of the human condition. See also, Mitt Romney.

"Have you seen this jackass Mitt Romney?"

"Yeah, now there's an epitard!"

Also:

"In recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white class."

by UpTheDownstair July 18, 2012