character in the movie 300 by frank miller, ephialtes wanted to be in the spartan army but was too pussy to lift his sheild high enough to fit in the phalanx formation
after rejection from the badass leonidas, he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.
the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.
after rejection from the badass leonidas, he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.
the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.
spartan captain: fuck off you beast!
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his dick is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! *jumps off cliff*
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his dick is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! *jumps off cliff*
by lord fingelburnstein April 10, 2008
Get the ephialtes mug.The word ephebophile derives from Greek, with the individual root meanings of ephebo-, "youth", and phile, "one who is attracted to". In this case, "youth" does not mean "child", but rather a young adult, such as they are capable of reproduction and are biologically an adult regardless of the arbitrary age of adulthood defined by the government of ones country.
It happens to be the case that if you are below this arbitrary age and are attracted to someone of the same age, that this is not considered wrong, but "normal". However, if you even are slightly outside of this age range and are attracted to one within this age range, that is considered not normal, but "wrong".
In the instance of a male 18 years old being attracted to a female 17 years old, this is a more socially acceptable form of ephebophilia. However, there are even some who would argue that since a law is invented by humans, such as having arbitrary but not actual value even, that it is absolute.
Male being attracted to female, such is more natural as mammary glands are indicative of biological adulthood. Female being attracted to male, it is a bit less visually deterministic.
It happens to be the case that if you are below this arbitrary age and are attracted to someone of the same age, that this is not considered wrong, but "normal". However, if you even are slightly outside of this age range and are attracted to one within this age range, that is considered not normal, but "wrong".
In the instance of a male 18 years old being attracted to a female 17 years old, this is a more socially acceptable form of ephebophilia. However, there are even some who would argue that since a law is invented by humans, such as having arbitrary but not actual value even, that it is absolute.
Male being attracted to female, such is more natural as mammary glands are indicative of biological adulthood. Female being attracted to male, it is a bit less visually deterministic.
Guy 1: hey, she looks nice.
Guy 2: dude, shes younger than the arbitrarily defined age of adulthood, so you're an ephebophile!
Guy 2: dude, shes younger than the arbitrarily defined age of adulthood, so you're an ephebophile!
by arbitraryusername December 11, 2009
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A condition in which an individual is perfectly healthy. It means you are attracted to girls and boys who have gone through puberty.
In other words you are attracted to other humans of breeding age.
Usually refers to teens.
In other words you are attracted to other humans of breeding age.
Usually refers to teens.
Bill:Hey Tom aren't those 17 year old cheerleaders hot?
Tom: Sure thing. I wouldn't want to actively pursue a relationship with her due to the discrepancy in our ages, but yea. They've go huge tits too.
Bill: You know that makes you an Ephebophobe right? One who suffers from Ephebophilia.
Tom:She's got c-cups Bill, my 30 year old wife has smaller tits than her.
Tom: Sure thing. I wouldn't want to actively pursue a relationship with her due to the discrepancy in our ages, but yea. They've go huge tits too.
Bill: You know that makes you an Ephebophobe right? One who suffers from Ephebophilia.
Tom:She's got c-cups Bill, my 30 year old wife has smaller tits than her.
by Jerremy A March 3, 2009
Get the Ephebophilia mug.Psychiatry - a person who is sexually attracted to mid-to-late adolescents, generally aged 15 to 19; not a pedophile. Origin: From Greek, "Ephebe" (early manhood).
It turns out the chick across the street is a ephebophile after all. I just caught her kissing that new guy in the tenth grade!
by Greek_Latin_King June 21, 2011
Get the ephebophile mug.A person who is erotically attracted to post-pubescent youths (i.e. males in their mid- to late-teens). A pedophile, by contrast, is attracted to pre-pubescent children.
See also ephebophilia.
See also ephebophilia.
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