epitarting

a woman who pretends to have an epileptic fit to get out of a difficult situation

chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant

Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night

friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?

chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug

by will6691 November 20, 2011

epitaph

a real good punk rock label

Did you know that Bad Religion owns Epitaph

by Brett Gurewitz July 7, 2003

epithet erased

show on youtube idk

yo have you seen epithet erased?
no.
ok.

by sylvieashling January 22, 2022

epitomy

The common misspelling of the word 'epitome'. Ironically, some pompous fucks also misspell it as 'empitome'.

He is the epitomy of a fat American.

by daycd June 1, 2010

EBITDA

In finance, "earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization," sometimes "EBIT-DA." In accounting, a way-station in the slow morph from "conceptual" to "pure cash flow" reporting. Compare "EBAWDWTCAE"--"earnings before anything we don't want to count as expenses."

The net is negative but the EBITDA is sensational.

by Buce July 11, 2005

Epitomeh

Pronunciation: i-ˈpi-tə-məh
Typical or Ideal Example of not giving a F***.

I don't like The "Twilight" books, but I don't hate them, it's the Epitomeh

by Nerdylatoin December 19, 2008

Ebituary

Viral postings on Facebook and other social networks alerting you to the death of a celebrity.

I read this ebituary on Facebook: RT @BreakingNews: TMZ reports that film star Brittany Murphy has died at 32

by Peggy~ December 20, 2009