english teacher 

annoying fuck who needs to stfu.

the English teacher is annoying

english teacher by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023

English teacher 

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

English teacher by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

English Teacher in Korea 

1. A person who is a native English speaker that have failed in all aspects of life back home and moved to Korea to teach English. Usually quite obnoxious too.

2. A loser.

Remember David? That guy who never graduated high school. He is now an English teacher in Korea.

English Teacher in Korea by CookDane June 12, 2018

English Teacher Syndrome (ETS) 

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.

Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

English Teacher Syndrome (ETS) by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

English Teacher orgasm 

A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english

Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm

English Teacher orgasm by Oshmagosh April 4, 2022

English teacher science 

(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.

A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.

English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.

English teacher science by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004

English teacher complex 

The complex English teachers have based on the fact that for some reason they think they’re superior just bc they teach English

Yea Mrs.Jessica has a severe case of English teacher complex.

English teacher complex by Moon_shower October 14, 2020