Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 04, 2015

close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web.

You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.

There's nothing more to see here.

by shill July 14, 2005

i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.

P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

by die you fucking brat July 17, 2020

encounter with the devil

When you think you’re going to throw up, and you kneel by the toilet, but you don’t throw up and you get stuck in a state of superposition between feeling like shit when you move but feeling fine when you don’t.

“what the fuck did you feed me last night? i had an encounter with the devil for like- six hours..”

by handsoffmyspuds November 09, 2021

festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

by ClawGee April 09, 2014

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 04, 2024