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Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.
by Eskibear October 26, 2003
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Eagle View middle school

A place where the fakes reproduce. Also known as the thot breeding grounds.
God Damn it, its fucking eagle view middle school in here!
by Ragooin,69 June 9, 2018
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eagles ending

a movie that is good all the way through, but has a horrible ending.

this is due to the fact that the eagles always choke when it comes to the playoffs, which is why they always have a bad ending without a super bowl victory.
Jake: Wow, that shitty ending ruined the whole movie.
Tom: Yeah I know. What an eagles ending.
Jake: Indeed.
by ronious January 10, 2010
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eagle hair

Eagle hair is a term one uses when it is time to go to the hairdresser.
"Time to get a haircut, the ladies dont like eagle hair!
by Eagle hair October 30, 2015
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Eagles Landing Middle School

A middle school in Boca with a bunch of japs who think the world revolves around them. Can’t forget about all the Brazilian fuckboys who wear skinny jeans that make their legs look like sticks and wear chains from dollar tree.
Oh my god Jorge is such an a fuckboy. He must be from Eagles Landing Middle School
by Ineedcoochie September 10, 2021
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yapper enablers

The hostile folks who gleefully set the stage for their endlessly annoying yapping canines to drive others to fits of screaming.
Yup, yapper enablers are not just lazy and irresponsible, they actually get off on having their dogs communicate “fuck you” to their neighbors for them.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
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ben englefield

a filthy skindog, who lies constantly about the size of his penis and anything that makes him sound cool,
his inadequacy makes him seek out and date unusually tall women who have been deflowered by adam price!!
Hey dave,
remember when ben told us that he went to the shops to buy a shirt and the hot chick behind the counter tried to pick him up by saying "didnt we used to go to school together?" and ben said "yeh i think we did....do u remember allan???
"umm yeh i do" the pretty victim said.
"well he is dead" benjamin said.
and then once again through a girls pity he weazeled his tallywacker into a girls ham wallet

that guy is such a lying ben englefield!!!
He has made baby jesus cry more than the whole jewish population!
by allan (the fucking) baron October 20, 2008
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