Epic Emery

Guy who has a big hallow melon as a head

i was playing basketball only to realize i was only slapping epic emerys head
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open

by its spanking day January 17, 2020

Emery Bingham

a girl who thinks that she is rich and amazing/ girl who thinks she Ariana grande when she’s not

trinity thinks she’s all emery Bingham

by Sexyavacodo December 15, 2018

Emery

Usually a person that is awesome and doesn't give a crap about anyone.

Emery is awsome

by Yeetman2274 November 13, 2019

emmer

emmer, as in M-er, short for MFer, which is short for motherfucker. Suitable for polite company.

That guy's a real emmer.

by Kopy Kool July 28, 2011

Emery

The surname of a tribe of men known to have very large genitalia. This tribe is particularly concentrated in the midwestern United States, specifically Illinois. Their size and sheer girth is staggering to most females.

Ron: Who are those kids that are stealing all our young split tail?
W Brasky: Oh them. They're all Emery's. They all have cocks the size of trolley cars. It's unreal.

by Reginald D. Emery January 15, 2011

Emmerson

She’s really sweet athletic and pretty cute .
She has very low self esteem and has no reason to. She’s usually pretty short blonde or brunette. Emmerson is always up for fun and smiles. She’s very loyal and would be an awesome girlfriend and if you get one never let her go❤️.

Zach: ugh why did I let emmerson go!
Doug: idk man but she’s pretty awesome you made a mistake

by Girlypop January 1, 2020

Emery

Emery is a beautiful name. It’s meant for a boy but I think that it’s much better for a girl. She is strong, beautiful on the inside and out and is always there for anyone. At school all the boys love her but yet she hates herself and the way she looks. At the end of the day she loves her self deeply but she doesn’t always act like it especially when she is alone.

Person1: What’s the matter EMERY?
Emery: I’ve already said this before, I don’t know

by Anonymous000000007 January 20, 2019