booty embargo

when a guy messes things up with his girlfriend, and now she refuses to do anything sexual with him.

guy 1: dude, did you hear about nick's booty embargo?
guy 2: yeah apparently he ditched his date with Amy to drink and play dota with us monday night.
guy 1: what a douchebag.

by poscene January 2, 2009

national embarrassment

Two words - Donald Trump.

Only a national embarrassment would guarantee there is "no problem" with his penis size during a Presidential Debate.

by Person who learns things August 14, 2016

embarrassing porn

When someone finds shemale porn on your computer

"Dude, I found embarrassing porn on steves PC.. that"

by DarkKnight5123 December 9, 2008

embarrassment

An extremely sucky feeling that happens to adolescents much too often where your cheeks get all red and you just want to curl up under a dark bed for all of eternity (and/or die in a hole).

Girl: What's wrong, why are you crying?
Other Girl: I just suffered from a high level of embarrassment when my parents showed my boyfriend baby pictures of me! I wish I could curl up in a hole and die!

by netflixxlove January 4, 2015

embargo

Ban on imports of a particular good into a country.

"In 1999, the United States announced an embargo on importation of monkeys into the continental U.S."

by hussad October 17, 2004

French Embassy

The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."

Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!

by Mystic-X November 4, 2011

embarrassing

when you lose a dildo in your ass and it clogs and your shit starts building up till you explode

im embarrassing becus of you

by sebyneby / albino rhino October 8, 2019