emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

by Dan February 16, 2005

Emancipator

Awesome electronic music producer from Virginia.

Emancipator escaped from the Underground Railroad Chain Gang in the 11th century. He invented the hot air balloon, with which he chartered the Amazon River. He invented wine.

Emancipator found the formula for the crystallization of ice during a quiet Japanese winter. He perfected the art of agriculture. He can climb trees faster than you.

Emancipator bleeds ambrosia. He discovered Iceland. He can breathe underwater.

Emancipator lives in a fortress made of moon rock. His presence attracts songbirds. He can recite all the digits of pi.

by Roc18 December 22, 2009

emanciated

to be liberated from one's weight.

"Have you seen Genna lately?"
"no..."
"She totally looks emanciated..."
"you mean emaciated..."
"No. I mean she has like totally freed herself from that wieght..."

by Phineas Taylor Barnum February 5, 2010

emacs

The best text-editor of all times. Even better than Vi. Millions of features, and entirely customisable. Not this long to load that Vi-fans would say. Emacs is available on almost every unix based system you can imagine, and also on Windows. With its tons of keyboard shortcuts and key bindings (also customisable), you will produce code faster you you have ever done

Vi is the only text editor I know in which you have to type commands to insert text...

by jeremy__ June 5, 2005

emoscene.com

A surprisingly ironic website.
It is made up or 1/2 fakes, 1/4 trolls and 1/4 people with the same hair cut. You cannot say anything on that website with out being offended. ESPECIALLY if you're emo.
... but entertaining none the less.

a thread on emoscene.com

subject: if you where me you'd hate it.
blood_angel i want to kill myself.
cumstain gtfo
xscene_corex you're all so fucking stupid
nazisoracular it's were not where. this is so fail i have to corrupt this thread!!
l33t_x suck my dick.

by libertine_x March 14, 2009

evasculate

To strip a man of his main vein either literally, or more usually, figuratively.

You know, Linda really evasculated James last night when he tried not to pay for her dinner.

by Farmee May 18, 2011

eMachines

Cheap and shitty computers that the
salesman always points to when helping newbs.

Fuck... My mom got a emachines...

by XIII November 7, 2004