Elon Musk

Who is Elon Musk?

He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.

But like...

With a lot of money.

That’s Elon Musk.

“Have you heard of Elon Musk?”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”

by josie758 March 19, 2018

Elon Musk

Retard

'God, you're such an Elon Musk, Gerald"

by ShakenChiptheGay October 18, 2023

Elon Musk

Some asshole man-child who happens to be the richest man in the world. Recently bought Twitter to promote transphobia, and is currently trying to be a real life Tony Stark. It just so happens that he is failing miserably at being a real life Tony Stark.

Ugh, did you hear that whole brain thing Elon Musk did with monkeys?
Yeah, I think most of them died. And I heard he's moving onto humans next.

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Eloni

When she enters the room, drop everything and bow down to the queen. She's raddest person on Earth. She's smart, beautiful, unique, edgy, chill, creative, and wise. But, she may get a little aggressive and can look a bit intimidating. She's extremely mature for her age and always knows what's best. She lets you in and makes you feel accepted no matter who you are. Although, she's a force to be reckoned with; get on her bad side and she'll fuck you up!

Did you see that new girl Eloni yesterday? She's so down to earth}.

by Insert dumb username May 5, 2018

Elon Exhaustion

A mental state reached after believing in and waiting for the world to be saved by Elon Musk.

John: Hey man, did you hear Elon is accepting deposits for the next Model R5000 Solar-Rechargeable Solid-State Battery-Powered Air-Purifying Peace-Bringing Mars-Rocketing free-after-savings car?

Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.

by Rodney Simpson June 15, 2019

Eljona

She lights up every room she walks into. She is stunningly beautiful, even when she doesn't wear makeup. Eljona can make someone smile for hours, and want to be her best friend. Although she may not seem like it, she is a natural leader, with everyone wanting to listen to her. Eljona has a glow of happiness around her, making anyone she knows fall in love with her smile. She is the kind of girl that you can't get your mind off of, thinking about her when you least expect it. She may appear a little shy, but Eljona is a crazy lovable person who you can't stay mad at for long.

Boys think about her in the back of their mind, and girls want to be as good of a person as she is.No one can help but falling in love with an her, even when she is selfish. She has the best heart out of anyone you will ever know, trying her best to make sure everyone around her is happy. Some people may see Eljona as a wannabe, but they don't know that she just loves getting dressed up for the fun of style and makeup.

I cant stop thinking about Eljona

by UrbanLife<3 November 29, 2018

Elon Musk

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021