spicy eggroll

Fucking someone in the ass then making them blow you until you cum.

I was giving this give girl anal, then she blew me and i came in her mouth...that was one spicy eggroll

by the omen June 30, 2008

Exotic Eggroll

An exotic eggroll is when a man covers his penis in a variety of spices and dips his dick in duck sauce. Then the female proceeds to suck his dick and get all the exotic flavors.

Yo, Tyler gave this girl Veronica an exotic eggroll and she felt extremely cultured.

by Daniel (aka Britney) February 10, 2019

Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

eggfucker

a person who fucks eggs

"Hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your'e an eggfucker!!"

by baos December 28, 2003

california eggroll

The act of taking a crap inside a fold-out couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the next unexpected person to find the surprise.

Hey bob, i just did a california eggroll to your grandma's couch; i hope you dont mind.

by TheGrayBush July 1, 2011

Eggregation

1. The practice of separating the egg portion of your breakfast from the other portions of your breakfast.

2. A term describing a situation that occurs when a group of people are attempting to determine where to purchase a meal, when one part of the group wants breakfast, and the other wants lunch. Those who want breakfast are known as Eggregationists.

Eggregation now, eggregation tomorrow, and eggregation forever!

by Eggregation May 3, 2013

Eggroller

Insulting name for an Asian.

You have some chink ass eyes Eggroller

by Not an Eggroller August 25, 2010