Egger

A retarded looking being whose head is shaped like an egg.
Anything it tries to do like stalking or playing ends up with him fucking it up thus also being known as "Ezo".

That egger is dogshit at Minecraft.

by breadphile November 10, 2025

Egger

To spit hack or cough up mucus

My grandma eggered and i gagged

by TJDAArtist November 23, 2021

Eggers

A mix of "poggers" and "egg" because you were high and really liked eggs so decided to combine your favourite word and favourite food, making "Eggers"

Person 1: Dang bro that was pretty eggers
Person 2: What did you just say?
Person 1: Eggers, whats up with it?
Person 2: Are you high again?

by omg this is so cool like bro h May 24, 2022

URBAN EGGER

THE BEST WEBSITE KNOWN TO MANKIND

THE URBAN EGGER IS GUD

by FaZe_Nihal October 28, 2022

Two-egger

A person who always follows the rules. They would never use three eggs in a two egg recipe. Even if three eggs would make a better batter.

Val would never pass that slow ass car on this curve. She's such a two-egger.

by Dangerdog Wolftoucher December 31, 2020

Easter Egger

A derogatory term for a man with a small dick

Joba: Man,,you’re such an easter egger
Galactic: How would you know?
Joba: Dunno, just guessing.
Jotaro: yare yare...you both are stupid

by Doppy the parappa kinnie 😰 April 4, 2021

egger

people that suck dick

person 1: this guy egged me off the cliff!!

person 2: hes such a egger

by icecreamlover1123 October 15, 2023