education

A system created to make children learn useless definitions and stuff they'll never use in their life. It only results in crippling depression and heavy loans.
It is an imperfect system which may never be perfected because money-hungry people feed on it.
It was created by the famous idiot known as

Horace Mann.
A: education
by Reality warping cat December 15, 2020
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education

Numerous government policies that take away a people's childhood in exchange for useless information being shoved down your throats and then you being forced to regurgitate it back up for no apparent reason other than it is apparently 'needed'.
90% of the useless crap you 'learn' in school, you won't use anyway, so just ignore it. Of course, don't completely dismiss it since employers might want it, though, focus on the thing at school that interests you the most. If you love drama and acting, then spend your time on that and only slightly focus on everything else.
90% of your education, you won't use, but people think it's important anyway.
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education

-kindergarten
-pre-school
-primary school
-high school
-college/university
-apply for a money based job.
WORK WORK WORK 'till ya die.
Bloody economics these days.

Life is based on money, first you must get education, find and get a job that earns lots of money, reproduce maybe, get some pleasure along the way, help the fucking society grow.
And if you can't deal with it, you don't get too far until you commit suicide.

And because it says I didn't use education in this example education is crapp.
by Kirsty06 September 03, 2007
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an education

What home-schooled children give their parents upon reaching their teenage years.
Darrell said he was going to home-school his children so they wouldn't be influenced by the worldly liberal media. Once they became teenagers, his daughter ran away from home and his son ended up in court for killing a man. Looks like his kids gave Darrell an education.
by Bert Thompson, PHD April 10, 2008
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Educator

Don't let em fool you. Same meaning as teacher. One who teaches/educates.
There are 2 types of educators- ones who teach what to think and ones who teach how to think.
by Finendandy September 08, 2019
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educational

A word describing anything done in school that's a waste of time.
This "educational" stuff was boring as shit. I'd rather whack off to Freddy Kruger in a jungle with the lights out.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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education

Something those on this site have never heard of before.
Stop posting on this site and get yourselves and education.
by the voice of reason April 25, 2003
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