Edmonton 

The true definition of hell. Capital of Alberta, Canada, and possibly the worst city in Alberta.

Only go there if you wanna shop at the mall, get shot down by a gang, or get hit by a bus driver.

Friend 1: Hey man lets go to Edmonton!
Friend 2: Oh fuck no why tf would I go there??
Friend 1: True that

Edmonton by GucciFlipPhone September 2, 2022

Edmonton handshake 

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

edmonton queen 

a sex act; usually involving paddles and very convincing transvestites.

"boy george gives the best edmonton queens this side of the north saskatchewan."

edmonton queen by mckrintly September 29, 2008

edmonton oilers

the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year

The Oilers have good, rowdy fans.

edmonton oilers by Craiggers April 14, 2004

Edmonton Bonfire 

The act of defecating between a woman's breasts and then putting fire to it by lighting a fart with a match while the man teabags the woman.

I burnt her nipple when I gave her an Edmonton Bonfire last night!

Edmonton Bonfire by Skewed Visionary June 22, 2010

edmonton oilers

1 of the NHL's great franchises that is making an incredible playoff run as '04 ends (despite sucking for most of the year)

The Oilers were awesome w/ Gretsky

edmonton oilers by PuckYou March 29, 2004

edmonton oilers

The best comeback team of 2006 to make it to the stanley cup. Also had the most entertaining games I had ever seen.
YAY OILERS!!!! :)

2006 SEASON - EDMONTON OILERS

-Being the last team in the western conference to make it to the playoffs.
-Eliminating the #1 ranked team in all of the nhl in the first round.
-Losing in a series 3-0 and then coming back to defeat the same team 4-3 to advance to the stanley cup finals. Then finishing the second round of the playoffs in victory over San Jose in the last min. of the third overtime.
-Winning the series against anaheim 4-0. Not to mention they were facing the #1 ranked goalie besides their really good goalie, Roloson.

edmonton oilers by Ari Clemens May 28, 2006