Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.
Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
by iamnotacrook February 14, 2010
by mckrintly August 4, 2008
the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year
by Craiggers April 15, 2004
The act of defecating between a woman's breasts and then putting fire to it by lighting a fart with a match while the man teabags the woman.
by Skewed Visionary June 21, 2010
1 of the NHL's great franchises that is making an incredible playoff run as '04 ends (despite sucking for most of the year)
by PuckYou March 30, 2004
The best comeback team of 2006 to make it to the stanley cup. Also had the most entertaining games I had ever seen.
YAY OILERS!!!! :)
YAY OILERS!!!! :)
2006 SEASON - EDMONTON OILERS
-Being the last team in the western conference to make it to the playoffs.
-Eliminating the #1 ranked team in all of the nhl in the first round.
-Losing in a series 3-0 and then coming back to defeat the same team 4-3 to advance to the stanley cup finals. Then finishing the second round of the playoffs in victory over San Jose in the last min. of the third overtime.
-Winning the series against anaheim 4-0. Not to mention they were facing the #1 ranked goalie besides their really good goalie, Roloson.
-Being the last team in the western conference to make it to the playoffs.
-Eliminating the #1 ranked team in all of the nhl in the first round.
-Losing in a series 3-0 and then coming back to defeat the same team 4-3 to advance to the stanley cup finals. Then finishing the second round of the playoffs in victory over San Jose in the last min. of the third overtime.
-Winning the series against anaheim 4-0. Not to mention they were facing the #1 ranked goalie besides their really good goalie, Roloson.
by Ari Clemens May 23, 2006
pretty much anyone from edmonton who believes that they are the best city in Alberta, Canada. They are by far the biggest tools in the world and think that they are modest by saying that they "don't believe they are the best city in the world but are better than Calgary", well i don't see how that's possible seeing as how Calgary is the best city in the world!!! They believe that they are the best because they have a mall and are capital of Alberta and that's it compared to their superior Calgarian counterparts who have the stampeders, a ski hill, the Flames, Gobal fest, and the Calgary Stampede!!!!!!!
Edmonton A-Hole: Hey everbody!!!! Guess what, I live in Edmonton, we've got a mall!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone Else: Wow... That guy's a real first class Edmonton A-Hole!!!!!!
Anyone Else: Wow... That guy's a real first class Edmonton A-Hole!!!!!!
by But head mcgee December 30, 2010