douse the Edisons

To turn off the lights.

It's getting late, could you douse the Edisons for me?

by Heathen Lummox October 9, 2003

Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

Thomas Edison

The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another.

After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.

by Rudery May 16, 2011

edison high school

A relatively small school located in Fairfax County, VA. Has a high minority population of Hispanics. Although a pretty crappy, ghetto school, some idiot millionaire decided to donate millions of dollars which was used to buy "Smartboards", which is a blackboard hooked up to a computer and is interactive. A very good idea, but the biggest waste of money on this talentless, worthless bunch of kids.

Yo there's gonna be a gangfight near edison high school tonight.

by ScrewYouToo February 24, 2005

Edison

Best basketball player, handsome, smart and snatches hoes on demand. He is a Puerto Rican god and part of the greatest group known to man, Dream Team.

I wish I could be like Edison one day.

by El Sancho de mexico July 7, 2017

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008

Edisoned

1. When you are the original creator of something, only to have someone else take the credit.

"Hey! Did you hear? Calvin just invented a new version of Hide-and-Seek. It's called Hide-and-Scream."

"But that was my idea. That bastard Edisoned me!"

by DarkPugLord23 November 8, 2019