Emerson's Hair

The 8th wonder of the world is atop of Emerson's Head. Each strand is perfectly placed with precision. Asian tourists by the bus loads take trips to Emerson's hair to photograph the beauty and wonder which is perched so high above.

"Dude, I just got cock blocked by Emerson's hair"

"Emerson's hair is going to be here?! TONIGHT!? Now THIS is going to be a party!"

by dogmeat78 October 15, 2012

Emerson

Strong. lacrosse playing kid with, alot of hope, and also is destined to join the airforce, and doesn't take shit from other kids is tall, and is more mature than anyone in his grade.

Emerson is such a cool strong hearted kid

by Treeeeeee Runner October 16, 2018

Emerson

A wonderful girl who is a great friend and is great at sports. She's smart and pretty. She will always help you out. She makes you laugh a lot. She has a great sense of humor. She's always fun to be with. She has a great imagination. If she is your friend, you're one of the luckiest people ever!

Emerson has a great smile and is very, very smart and funny!

by ChikaMika November 16, 2012

Emerson's Thugs

A community who support the Good Fight for Sanity, and like to ridicule/mock the militant and delusional H/Hr shippers as much as possible. Especially snowy.

(Emerson is the wonderful, hilarious, and somewhat sexy webmaster of mugglenet.)

"Mock snowy? Become an Emerson's Thug ..."

by Tiffi September 11, 2005

Emerson

A loving caring guy who’s always looking to have fun. Emerson will always try to make jokes with you or fine out what’s going on if you are sad. Emerson is a true friend if there ever was one. Emerson will share interests with everyone because he likes everything. Emerson will stick with you for as long as you keep him around.

Marie: Hey mom I just made a new friend who is really funny and nice!
Marie’s Mom: Is his name Emerson?

by ScaryDragon April 23, 2019

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

An extremely talented band,

Keith Emerson is a God on the keyboard, piano,and synthesizer. He even plays two at the same time at live performances and in songs like Trilogy.

Greg Lake uses bass and is amazing in creating good synchronizations and bass-lines. Also his voice is very clear and can change pitch very smoothly.

Carl Palmer can create complicated drum beats and keep them in rhythm.

The band is very talented yet not many people know about them today, probably because they didn't have guitar (they were amazing without it) so stupid preps weren't all over them and screaming about them.

They are Gods so I recommend listening to Knife-Edge cause if you're the average person you will like it.

prep: This is Emerson, Lake & Palmer? Their guitar sounds weird.

ELP fan: That's synthesizer not guitar.

prep: It doesn't sound like the background music of rap songs.

ELP fan: Yeah, the person playing the synthesizer has talent. And the singer can pronounce Cadillac right.

by joe725 May 2, 2007

Emerson Picklyck

Terrorist who makes bombs as a hobby and trades fake currencies online.

"Emerson Picklyck! Why does it smell like lighter fluid in here!"

by JoeBidenisajoke September 27, 2021