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My name is Edison and I get A+
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Edson

Yo, your Edson is on point today.
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edison high school

A high school in Fairfax county that is by far the most rundown school in the state, its depressing nature causes many students to smoke, drink, or have sex. Good times, gooooooooooood times
What high school do you go to?
Edison
Ouch, that sucks
by Masta P February 4, 2005
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Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison (1820-1955) was best known as a humorist and secretly wrote material for Mark Twain and David Letterman. In his spare time he worked in the Patent Office and ghost-wrote Albert Einstein's relativity papers. It has been alleged that he inherited a method for sexing bees from his mother, Mother Teresa, although the evidence points to him having developed it himself in the early 1700s. In 1877, journeyed with his youthful "ward" Henry Ford to Mars, landing outside The Fabled City of Z'la and encountering the High Martians. During the next 12 years, he reched a period of maximum creativity, in which he invented the black people, the Spinning Rectangle, and Snow Cones. In 1965, Edison ran for governor of Minnesnowta but lost when the general public mistook him for a professional wrestler named Ogg the Gay Conquerer. Collaborated with TimeCube to debunk Albert Newton. While walking is considered important, Edison's most profound inventions were sex and porn. Porn is the top suspect responsible for the Internet Crash of 1864.

Edison stole numerous ideas from unknown, often starving inventors including the following:

* the light bulb, which he stole from Joseph Swan
* Jellies high heels
* the potato gin
* Windows XP
* the light beer
* Cheez Wiz
* Nicaragua
* Sex, and the fluorescent latex used to power it.
* Taco bell
* Gravity
* Opposable Thumb

It truly is something to marvel at; the origins of the bubblewrap are far more ambiguous and obscure. In ancient China, air wrap was used in place of bubble wrap. Using sections of inflated intestines of canines', they wrapped their meets and other exotic Asian products. In 1872, Thomas Edison came upon this unfounded secrecy while traveling in Vienna on his way to Ural Sea. After discovering this Chinese secret, by Alexander Lopez he brough it back to the US the same year. Using modern production techniques, the dog intestes(Kai-shek Khan as it was called) was replaced by ambersol.
“A man who never reached puberty.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Thomas Edison
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Edison High School

Is a school in Fresno ca where a bunch of gay fags go to fuck and touch each other but they have the best classes
Guy 1: I go to Edison High School
Guy2: Get away from me you fag
by Slimdik123 January 5, 2013
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Edison Lee

Edison Lee is a cunning boy from 1A .He always steal Savio's items, and report to others casually. At Geography Project group 3, he told me that I didn't do anything. How cunning is he!
Edison Lee: I tell you that you deleted all my files !
Savio:I haven't!!!
by Savio Lo 1A (18) February 1, 2021
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daniel edison

Fat cunt who don’t stop eating has friends that is a Viking and greets people by saying “how’s your day today”he was also brought up in a shithole aka Slough
“U know daniel Edison “
“Ain’t he such a scummy fat cunt
“Yes such a twat”
by Fat wanker from Slough March 15, 2020
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