eCastrate

Electronic Castration
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Many people of the online community believe this is a depiction of a broken heart. But it is really a scrotum or "nutsack" being cut off and you have been eCastrated.

Related to eTeabag.

kFed22: I'll talk to you later.
BSpears30: Ok </3
kFed22: awwwww *cuddle*
BSpears30: HAHA eCastrated! pwn.

by kFed22 December 17, 2008

elasticate

To tie an elastic around an object; person; or thing

Brodie asked Jason to elasticate a note to the disks

by BrodieGirl August 6, 2008

Eclair

Release 2.1 of Google's Android.

2.0 was also called Eclair, but this release never made it to the market. Bluethooth, digital zoom, Maps, browser and contact lists were among the improvements compared to Donut.

Eclair is Android's biggest success so far (October 2010), Froyo might beat Eclair and is bound to beat iPhone as well.

A: Do you want an eclair?

B: Oh my, are we serving posh candy today?

by Milanifan October 18, 2010

Elastic Bandstand

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014

elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017

ellaspringar

amazing tik toker that's better than you and your entire family

have you heard of "ellaspringar" ?
oh yes their content is amazing

by danaa_s June 13, 2021

Elastapussy

When the pussy is so extreme that it can grip on any man’s cock with intense tightness

“Damn nigga that pussy extreme!” “ Fuck! you never had no elastapussy before?”

by Poopsnitch69 February 4, 2023