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Eboladead 

Pronounced: e bow LAID ed

1. Those living and uninfected by ebola, but live as walking tombs of fear, are pro-eugenic, anti-human, and believe the (so called) leaders of the planet are not the terrorist.

2. One who accepts main stream media as truth, and not programing

3. A self enslaved, self-consuming carbon unit.

4. Someone who boarded the zombie apocolyspe and thought it was reality and the way of safety.

5. Someone who is completely pro-eugenic and doesn't know it yet, while blaming opposites of no-sides really exist.

6. A person who gave their human ideals up to be a left, right, blue, or red person, even though there is no logic to think you are not a person.

7. Someone who would eat their young, to feel safe with their fears.

9. A member of the flat earth society.

9. An person who is an excuse for a life-form that eats fear to feel safe; an inhuman with a two dimensional understanding of life, but believe they live in a three dimensional one.

10. A bipedal form of quantum ignorance.
Joe is eboladead. He built a wall around his body and filled it with Fracking waste-water, to protect himself from the getting ebola.

Ed is so eboladead. He weas his "Building 7 Was Bombed by Cave People" T-shirt for good luck.

Any Goodman of 'Democracy Now' is the first person in American journalism to use the word 'Eboladead" on National TV. She was referring to a senior Senator's statement about drinking tracking wastewater; and how it should be used in the process of manufaturing beer in America.
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Ebolanoia 

Ebolanoia, noun.

The irrational fear of contacting ebola in a country that is not experiencing an actual ebola outbreak.
"I have never seen plane tickets this cheap, thanks ebolanoia!"
Ebolanoia by TechnicallySpeaking October 24, 2014

Ebolaphobia 

An irrational fear of contracting Ebola; characterized by posting wild theories on social media sites about all the ways people can contract the virus and pontificating on the imminent doom of the human race.
My dear patient, I'm afraid you have Ebolaphobia. Don't worry, it won't kill you.
Ebolaphobia by GetWellKatelynn October 14, 2014

Hollywood Ebola

Paris Hilton's nickname; a reference to the Ebola virus for its PERCEIVED remarkable spreading range and ability to resist or overcome vaccination.
Hollywood Ebola kicked and screamed the whole way to jail, cried and whined in jail, but came out looking like a million bucks to a sea of shutterbugs, all the while making a mockery of the system that tried to teach her a lesson. She's learned nothing and forgotten nothing.

Ebola Cola 

Ebola Cola's secret formula brings you the last cola you will ever drink. The secret laboratory formula inside Ebola Cola is what makes it Killer Cola.
"Drink Ebola Cola. Ebola Cola is killer cola. It's the last cola you will ever drink!"
Ebola Cola by Dagrolord October 10, 2014

Ebola Monkey 

Fred did not show up to work because he partied all last night. Now we have to take on that slackers work load. What an Ebola Monkey.
Ebola Monkey by slacker7f39 July 26, 2009

CS:GO Anal Ebola 

CS:GO Anal Ebola is when you get so mad that you got killed that you want your friend to analy inject ebola.
Person 1: OH WHAT THE FUCK I GOT KILLED IN A FUCKING KNIFEFIGHT!! FUCK THIS GAME!
Person 2: Want me to give you CS:GO Anal Ebola?
CS:GO Anal Ebola by Kusaro September 23, 2016