Earphone itch

That annoying itch you get inside your ear, just under you ear-bud, forcing you to take it in order to get to it.

Fuck! I've got the earphone itch! I had my ear-buds just the way I wanted too.

by JSHT August 25, 2010

Earpel Tunnel

Similar to carpel tunnel, where your wrists get sore from lots of typing; earpel tunnel is syndrome where your earlobes get sore from wearing a headset.

Dude, I was doing chatroullette for hours. I've got some awful earpel tunnel now.

by aworminanapple April 29, 2010

earph

n 1: the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet on which we live; syn: Earth, world, globe 2: the loose soft material that makes up a large part of the land surface; syn: ground 3: the solid part of the earth's surface; syn: land, dry land, ground, solid ground, terra firma

Earph: "the Earph moves around the sun"; "he sailed around the world" "they dug into the earph outside the church" "the plane turned away from the sea and moved back over land"; "the earph shook for several minutes"; "he dropped the logs on the ground"

by Stephen Wright September 24, 2005

Bullshit Earplugs

- noun
Soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of UV bullshit.

Jack: Hey, Johnny, did you know that-
Johnny: O shit, better put on my bullshit earplugs *puts them on*
Jack: *Incoherent gibberish*
Johnny: Sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullshit?

by ImmaBBoreDDude July 13, 2010

Earplugger

An extermely attractive woman who, as soon as she opens her mouth, has a strong and unattractive gutteral, regional accent.

'I couldn't believe my eyes, so immediately rushed over to get in there before the competition only to discover that she was an scouse 'earplugger' and I couldn't understand a fucking word she uttered.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

earpud

The detachable rubber pieces on a pair of earbuds that fit inside your ear hole.

"Speak up! I've got a couple of earpuds stuck in my ears"

by alpatronixex120master November 17, 2014

earpenigook

When you are deepthroating a penis and swallow the load but the load travels to your ears. You forget about it and when you go to clean your ears with a cotton swab you will find penis gook right in your ear

I was cleaning my ears after the shower yesterday and I forgot about when I was deepthroating Paul 2 weeks ago and I forgot to clean the earpenigook out of my ear!

by Lilearpenigookgurl January 15, 2021