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stress level elimination exercise plan

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.
BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
by Pinky Star May 28, 2009
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Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.
His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.
by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009
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Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."
some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."
by Jonson.y September 11, 2005
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How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.
THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020
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Team Building Exercise

My brothers and I performed a team building exercise on her as she spoke out of turn.
by heathen priestess April 2, 2009
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foreign exercise video

A euphemism used to reference a pornographic movie in a less 'seedy' sounding manner
Roommate #1: "What was that porno were you watching when I got home yesterday?"

Roommate #2: (slightly embarassed) "Hey--that wasn't a porno, it was a foreign exercise video!"
by GinaM November 14, 2007
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Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless
Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.
by Old_Bean September 10, 2005
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