exaporate

A form of complete and utter destruction; a cross between explosion and evaporation, often accomplished by means of alien ray gun.

DANIELLE: Can you tell if that goat is a boy or a girl?

BRIAN: Hella-no! Good thing we have these alien ray guns. Let's just exaporate it.

DANIELLE: Good idea! (They shoot.)

GOAT: Sho-o-o-o-o-ot. (The GOAT dies.)

by Brian the Sky-Guy July 11, 2005

Evaporhate

To diffuse the negativity in any given sitiation.

I had to step up and evaporhate the situation when the conversation slid into biased rhetoric.

by Elios26400 July 12, 2015

Evaporation

Existance

I'm tired of being everywhere and doing everyone I just want to escape from evaporation

by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

Evaporating Sales Virus

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.

Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.

by alienevil June 11, 2009

premature evaporation

When you are brewing tea during foreplay and it gets too hot causing all the tea to evaporate, leaving at least one person quite unfulfilled. Can often lead to one participant saying, "Is...is that it?"

Q: How was the British tea party sex last night?
A: Not so good man. This is the third time I had premature evaporation this month

by g'nite luve May 14, 2009

L'chaim evaporator

Something you drink right after taking a l'chaim (the yiddish expression - "to life!" used mainly during toasts) or swig of hard alcohol.

Commonly referred to as a "chaser", usually consists of juice, soda, or beer.

"Lets do l'chaims of whiskey"

"Don't forget the L'chaim evaporator - you don't want the whiskey taste in your mouth"

by lchaimlover January 1, 2019

evaporated

A chobo dota player

Evaporated sucks the wang at dota

by Nuks! June 2, 2003