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keep the equilibrium

Usually appears on YouTube videos (in the annotations) or wherever both "liking" and "disliking" is possible.
A request from the author to keep the number of likes and dislikes even. Possibly a Fuck You! to the Like System.
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l Keep the equilibrium, bitches! l
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475 Likes 501 Dislikes

"I said KEEP IT."

556 Likes 556 Dislikes
by LovetteCher August 6, 2011
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Pickle Equilibrium

A condition in which all acting influences are canceled by others, resulting in a stable, balanced, or unchanging system on an edible product, such as a cucumber, that has been preserved and flavored in a solution of brine or vinegar in a Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich. The idea is that this stasis must be equal for the maximum flavor of the sandwich for eating pleasure.
Character #1 takes a Chic-fil-a chicken sandwich, opens the package, lifts the bun, evenly distributes the pickles, and enjoys meal.
by Shaken October 16, 2003
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Nash Equilibrium

The act of a female flatulating during climax while receiving cunninlingus resulting in her partner being blown in the face by fart gas.
ohhh ooooo pffttttt... gross babe, I've just experienced Nash Equilibrium.
by FunkmasterBRO August 16, 2012
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Raw Dog Equilibrium

The state of balance in an ongoing arrangement with a girl in which you are able to have regular unprotected sex with her, yet are not in, nor subject to the requirements of, a defined girlfriend/boyfriend relationship.
TC obtained Raw Dog Equilibrium (RDE) with Katie and was having regular unprotected sex with her. During this time TC could associate with other girls, without the guilt of being someone's boyfriend. He would take Katie out on dates, spend the night, yet skillfully avoided deeper conversations. TC lost RDE seven months later when Katie's increasing emotional and time demands exceeded TC's desire to continue rawdogging her.
by Vaginal McPube March 12, 2013
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Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.
"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".
by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009
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carpet equilibrium

Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.
by richinventor January 30, 2016
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Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.
Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.
by UnknownKage January 10, 2024
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