Enoch 

A beast on the field and a monster in the sheets... iyk yk ;) Born through lightning and vagina, he is the son of Zeus and will smoke your ass if you come close. Doesn't care for women but will take one if he wants. beware his battle screech, if you're close enough to hear, you're close enough to die.

Girl: "OMG Enoch I love you!"
Enoch: "getdafukouttahere! Slidetackle!" *slide tackles and kills her*
Friends: "OH YEAH ENOCH WE HATE GIRLS!!!"
Enoch: "ZZZZZAPPPPPPPPP!!!!"

Enoch by zombietrex January 24, 2024

Enoch 

A absolutely FAT cabbit.

See that cabbit over there?
That particular FAT one over there is a Enoch.

Enoch by Sp0ooky May 1, 2025

Enoch

The queen of fortnite. He always get the fade and the dub, got hella crowns n stays having fire skins!

Friend: I need shields!
Enoch: Bad bitches calm down! I got some other gifts for yall, some healing gifts! 😎

Enoch by iwishthatheavenhadaphoneyo January 8, 2026

Enoch Powell 

Enoch Powell,was a right-wing British politician and Conservative Party Member.In 1968 he gave his rivers of blood speech warning Britain that if it resorted to mass asian immigration they will one day takeover the white british population resulting in a civil war between the white minority and the asian majority and that the streets of England will pour with rivers of blood and make our nations funeral pyre."Like the Roman, I see the River Tiber foaming with much blood"
(1968 rivers of blood speech)

later that year Enoch Powell was sacked from his Shadow Cabinet position by Edward Heath for speaking the truth.

enoch powell."Like the Roman, I see the River Tiber foaming with much blood"

Enoch Powell by Dave445 August 2, 2006

Enoch Showunmi 

Enoch Showunmi is a beast.
He's tall and feared throughout the footballing world.
He plays for Bristol City and no-one is safe when he's on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium.
He often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. Although he doesn't need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty.
He has a gigantic wang, probably similar to the size of Leroy Lita
He also sings gospelly for his local church.
It's wonderful.

Arsenal fan 1 (shouts to Showunmi) - Showunmi's a pussy.
Enoch Showunmi - ARGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Destroys everything*

Enoch Showunmi by gerald tits January 13, 2008

Enoch Gallogray 

The smartest of all the people in the world but he dose not want to admit it and is probably an Asian in disguise but we all still want to kill him because he has an enormous bounty on his head ($1,000,000,000,000,001) because he owns gigachad corp and he know the secret to eternal life and can bend the four elements to his will even though he dose not have Abby abbs because he got them flabby flabs.

Person 1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap I’m dead I see Enoch Gallogray in the distance.
Person 2. Well I gonna die either way

Enoch Gallogray by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! March 26, 2023

Enoch Moment 

lmao Enoch more like deez nuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DAT MOMENT YOU REALIZE HE ISNT OBAMA IRL

lmao ENOCH MOMENT lmao deez nuts goddem

Enoch Moment by 4rgerg November 23, 2021