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Enoch

A beast on the field and a monster in the sheets... iyk yk ;) Born through lightning and vagina, he is the son of Zeus and will smoke your ass if you come close. Doesn't care for women but will take one if he wants. beware his battle screech, if you're close enough to hear, you're close enough to die.
Girl: "OMG Enoch I love you!"
Enoch: "getdafukouttahere! Slidetackle!" *slide tackles and kills her*
Friends: "OH YEAH ENOCH WE HATE GIRLS!!!"
Enoch: "ZZZZZAPPPPPPPPP!!!!"
by zombietrex January 24, 2024
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Artichoke Moment

"Nice shirt!"
"Yeah it was an artichoke moment"
by zombietrex March 15, 2022
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