Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
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“Oh my god that girl is such a girlboss!” “meanwhile look at that boyfriend, he’s giving boy employee”
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Management is not sure if we are over the hump yet, so they are brining in some coin-operated employees to help with this project.
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Boy Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, perverts, unintelligent, useless, desperate, lazy, and needy.
Girl Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, Prostitutes, unintelligent, useless, desperate, and needy.
Most of the guys would hide in their department drinking or/and abusing drugs. Since there is no cameras, they will get off Scott-Free. Most of the girls are prostitutes. They would do anything for cash.
Boy Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, perverts, unintelligent, useless, desperate, lazy, and needy.
Girl Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, Prostitutes, unintelligent, useless, desperate, and needy.
Most of the guys would hide in their department drinking or/and abusing drugs. Since there is no cameras, they will get off Scott-Free. Most of the girls are prostitutes. They would do anything for cash.
Roche Brothers Employee
Boy Employee: Let's go to my van during break and smoke some weed while fucking.
Girl Employee: Sure thing, but it will cost you $20 like usual.
Boy Employee: No Prob.
Boy Employee: Let's go to my van during break and smoke some weed while fucking.
Girl Employee: Sure thing, but it will cost you $20 like usual.
Boy Employee: No Prob.
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The last refuge for dumb liberals.
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That lady that looks like she crawled out of a barell of nuclear waste ... the one that takes three smoke breaks an hour ... she's been eating ho hos all day ... the one who speaks ebonically ... yeah, her, the fat one with tattoos on her neck ... she's one of those typical government employees
by Assex 776 September 28, 2007
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Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.
Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
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"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
by Walkwin December 19, 2008
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