Emofed

Its when you've been fed so much emo shit that you become emo yourself, thus, being emofed

Guy 1: Don't lose yourself caring about someone who doesn't care about losing you.
Guy 2: Oh, that's deep, man.
Guy 3: *sighs* You guys are so emofed

by icecreamhobo15 August 22, 2011

egoseismic

When you think, that what you think affects seismic activities, you're being egoseismic.

- wherever I go, seismic activities flee
- dont be so egoseismic

by Sekundarliterat June 13, 2012

Emosh

A word you say when you before you hug someone and act cute

Mama come here emosh

Hugs*

by Islamfromfortnite October 27, 2020

a douche of emos

n. The collective term for a group of emos, as pod is to whales or pride is to lions.

Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.

Hey look at that, a douche of emos.

...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.

by Mirrors July 13, 2009

Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual

by cole March 21, 2004

Emosewa

An expression used when something is so AWESOME, it can only be described as EMOSEWA.
It's spelled backwards to show it's twice as awesome as normal.

Lanie: How's your taco?
Mateo: It's Emosewa, the best I've ever had.

by GoldStarGrl August 4, 2011

Totes Emosh

An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.

It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.

Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.

Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.

by Ser Davos April 18, 2020