Eduardo

The guy kept calling me Papa Shrek during PE

Eduardo: Oh look it’s Papa Shrek
Me: Please Shut Up

by DeadAssDeadInside April 27, 2020

Eduardo

A beast that is summond when you make him angry he will unleash his true power and kill you

Eduardo is going to rape you

by [e-mail] June 2, 2018

Eduardo

Eduardo is a very kind person, he may seem mean sometimes but he is very kind. He is very smart and may act dumb, but he actually is. He is also very talented and has a bunch of talents but does not show it since he is very shy. He is also a ladies-man and may date a girl named Ariana or Kenzie

Guy 1: Who is that guy, he has a bunch of girls around him
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Right ahead of us.
Guy 2: Oh, he gets all the ladies
Guy 1: What's his name?
Guy 2: Eduardo

by TheSmartPants June 10, 2018

Eduardo

A guy who at first is Nice and Sweet to everyone, Someone who will stay in a relationship for a long time but will eventually be unfaithful, Someone who has such a urge to have sex or do sexual things he ends up hurting the people he cared about and will lose touch with them but reconnet in the end but will hurt them all once again.

Eduardo-Asshole, nice, Fag, Homo, Sex addict

by John Doeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2011

Eduardo

This guy is a straight up noob. He most likely games and eats. He is probably still into pokemon and yugioh. AND this kid has the nerve to refuse that he is a noob.

Girl: So what are your hobbies?
Boy: I like to game on my computer in my free time.
Girl: Ugh, you are such an Eduardo

by johnnynextdoor May 25, 2016

eduardo

the name of my scrumptious boyfriend. i wanna lick his bootyhole fr fr😩

eduardos gf: eduardo lemme eat yo bootyhole baby girl 😍

eduardo: yes mamas

by bootyhole lovr April 21, 2022

eduardo

boys named eduardo have very big cocks and will always treat a lady right and have ultimate rizz and will treat lady’s names dulce right especially especially short dulces who are in 7th grade

dulce: i love eduardos

by noteduardoreyes April 11, 2022