go eat a dolphin

An expression used in place of swear words or other interjections. Also used to confuse people just for the heck of it.

Go eat a dolphin, I didn't realize it was already 1:45 AM!!! Time for sleep.

by nr132386 July 9, 2011

Go Eat A Brick

A phrase to be used when someone is annoying you, pissing you off, aggravating you etc. Meaning Go do something other than talk to me. also + meaning buzz off: f**k off: go away: kick rocks: and the occasional "go eat a d*ck"

Aggressor: Why you always this that and the third?

Aggravated: GO EAT A BRICK!

by The real John Cash July 4, 2008

Eatamon

A person (usually a male) who "eats" or performs oral sex on a woman's genitals.

Joe: Yooo John, I heard Sean licked his girls vagina!

John: Oh mann, hes an Eatamon!

by BigManz November 21, 2010

Eat a bowl of dicks

Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.

Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.

Used in a sentence

Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.

Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.

by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012

Go eat a bagel

A way of telling people to fuck off

first guy: "your mother is a smelly prostitute"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"

by David dDd Davidson March 21, 2010

eat a bag

the ultimate insult. origin extends from the command to "eat a bag of dicks," which means to consume a bag full of male genitalia. usually considered vulgar.

"Dude, yankees suck! Why don't you go crawl back inside your mother 'til you're done cookin'."

"Eat a bag, man. eat a bag."

by kevin April 13, 2005

Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009